Instead of getting alt-right bullshit in your inbox, get genuine cat shit in your litterbox!
Big Boy has never donated hundreds of dollars to far-right causes, because he thinks that's a really dumb use of your money!
This kitty is just a cuddle bug! He's never bullied, harassed, or publicly threatened anybody, unlike a certain somebody
Rabies, heartworm, corona, you name it! He doesn't take dewormer because he doesn't eat horse shit!
Big boy actually likes the city he lives in, and isn't trying to funnel the entire budget to the police department to buy more guns!
Big Boy is a cat! Proud Boys and incels don't get any pussy!
Unlike some politicians, this kitty has enough basic compassion to see unhoused people as actual human beings!
Even though he's far too small to ride a bicycle effectively, he supports other people safely riding theirs!
This should go without saying, but our lovely kitty doesn't feel comfortable with our police department training with war criminals!
The worst he can do is knock some stuff off the table or claw at your carpet, far less damaging for our reputation as a crappy city!
this site is obviously a parody, this cat isn't a registered candidate and you can't donate so don't even try
kitty@bigboyformayor.com
