Instead of getting alt-right bullshit in your inbox, get genuine cat shit in your litterbox!
Seriously, he doesn't even question it! Ask him yourself, and he'll immediately respond with either "meow" or "mew."
Rabies, heartworm, corona, you name it! He doesn't take dewormer because he doesn't eat horse shit!
Big Boy is a cat! Proud Boys and incels don't get any pussy!
This fat kitty has only one interest, which is turning expensive cat food into expensive cat poo.
Never will this cat ever take alt-right dark money to build a statue of a racist political figure!
Big Boy does not anything to personally gain from politics (other than being told he's a good boy).
This cat will not abuse his position or commit ethical violations, just try to steal your heart with his big gorgeous fluffy belly!!
Big Boy has been neutered, and has all his shots!
The worst he can do is knock some stuff off the table or claw at your carpet, far less damaging for our reputation as a racist small town!
